My Debut

My staff felt that I should have a blog to increase my web presence and further the pursuit of my goal of world dominance through sheer and utter cuteness.

Yesterday I was taken against my wishes to Maryland and exposed to the veterinarian. I am *such* a babe magnet. Those girls were all over me. It was fantastic. Right up to the point where they held me down and stabbed me with a needle. That part really left something to be desired. I turned up my cute extra high and they eventually gave in to my will, but not before sticking something cold up my butt.

Dude. How many times do I have to tell you. If it's gonna be anywhere inside me, it should not be cold. Thank you very much.

And Miss Tiffany? Male. Not Female. You shall be appropriately punished later.

Anyhow, I had my portrait taken on one of those funny phone things. Here's my glorious visage:

You May Worship Me At Will